stanley steamer

an act where one’s partner sh-ts on their d-ck and then proceeds to “stanley steam clean” their d-ck off via f-ll-t–.
sheila worked for stanley steamer for pat last night in his car.
when you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a sh-t at the same time. the mixture of sh-t smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.
no f-cking way, john. wait till i’m done with my shower, -sshole.
taking a large dump on the chest of another during some type of s-x act. usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of p–p.
“danny dont give me a stanley steamer tonight i want to be able to go out without having to take a shower. plus, its not p–pmas!” – jane w.
verb; when your partner sucks on the p-b-s or “carpet” of their partner to search and clean out any goodies in such area
guy 1: dude how was your date with kristy last night?

guy 2: dude it was so nasty! i gave her a stanley steamer and found a tooth, troll doll and a bag of box tops!

guy 1; nasty!
a stanley steamer is the act in which -n-l s-x turns into a scat-like disaster. when you pull your c-ck out of the -ss and you get a diarrhea surprise on your chest and/or pubic region.
craig is asking santa claus for new bed sheets because they are stained with sh-t from the stanley steamer his wife gave him after thanksgiving dinner.
stanley steamers may be performed when you are at a friend’s house to visit (eg. for a lan party, etc.) but he’s being a -very- sh-tty host, so you proceed to pull your pants and underwear down and rub your bare, nasty -ss on one, very concentrated spot of his bedroom carpet. if he’s being a particularly flagrant -ss hole, proceeding to the rubbings of his bed sheets, pillow cases, and/or other miscellaneous personal belongings may ensue.
kurt was completely ignoring all of his guests, so chad proceeded to giving his carpet a thorough stanley steamer, though this wouldn’t be the first time…
since their motto is “tough on dirt, gentle on carpet”, the s-x act ent-tled “the stanley steamer” is when you punch a girl in the -sshole repeatedly (tough on dirt) while rubbing her pubic bush tenderly (gentle on carpet). some consider this a contradictory act, but nothing shows your love for a woman (or man?) like a good ‘ole stanley steamer.
“she wanted some tough love, so i did the stanley steamer”
when two people on a cold winter day and/or night, go outside with a cup of warm/hot water and straw in hand. one of them pulls their b-tt out, while the other proceeds to put the water in their mouth, then blow into the -n-s of the other with the straw, then have it farted back into their face in a clean, warm, and steamy mist.
“my face feels so dry and itchy when it gets cold outside like this, would you mind giving me a stanley steamer?”
“you know what’s better than sitting inside watching mtv’s teen mom? going outside and giving each other stanley steamers!!!”

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