Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer

verb: the act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners -sshole, and -j-c-l-t-ng endlessly inside their -ss till the coffee and -j-c-l-t- mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.
hey man what did you have for breakfast? ah, i just had a hot cup of stanley steamers coffee creamer … my wife is in the e.r.

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