stanley steemer
when you sh-t on the carpet, and grind your partner’s face into it.
you better clean up that dog sh-t before i give you a stanley steemer.
related to the cleveland steamer, the stanley steemer is when a male cr-ps on his female lovers bush, then proceeds to sit down and rocks back and forth and “steam cleans” the carpet.
my girlfriends carpet needed cleaning, so i called up stanley steemer and he delivered!
when you have s-x with a girl on the floor doggy-style, pull out, pull her hair so she looks back, c-m on her face, then rub it into the carpet. named after the carpet cleaning company, stanley steemer.
i need to call stanley steemer today because i gave that girl from the bar a stanley steemer last night.
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