Stanton

stanton, noun.

1) someone who is above average in intelligence.

2) someone who uses / appreciates high brow humor.

3) someone who has multiple unaccredited doctorates
-that guy just set the curve again, he is such a stanton.
-that guy enjoys intellectual humor that doesn’t always involve a punch line, he is such a stanton
-that guy has an unaccredited doctorate in h-m–s-xual philosophy from harvvard university with two v’s, he is such a stanton.
verb, synonym; to f-ck “it” up directly pertaining to the attraction of the opposite s-x.
dude, andy was chatting to this delicious bitty the other night, when he accidentally threw an entire beverage over one of them. n-gg- totally stantoned.
a pretty cool guy who catches more flak than he deserves, but brushes it off anyway, and an endless source of envious inspiration for every aspiring idiot-savant. most of the time, he goes under appreciated by his peers, usually due to their judgement being clouded by his rapist wit and handsome teeth. a guru, an artist, a vagabond legend in the making, a stanton is truly the stuff that turns history on its head and makes the world get down on its knees. if you are ever in the presence of him, be sure to hi, because not only is he a force to be reckoned with, but an expert conversationalist that will leave your mind and soul better off than you ever thought they could be.
no example does him justice.

he is of divinity, whose essence we can only grasp with the vain futility of words.

be at awe, be gracious, be kind.

beware, for he is watching.

stanton.
a pet-te italian gentleman with nomadic tendencies that lives not off the land but cheap alcohol and cigarettes. has been known to spend large quant-ties of time with ferrats, and small korean gentleman. if seen approach with caution often hungry due to being overworked, bad eating habits, and no sugar in diet. has been spotted throughout the state of california often traveling from santa cruz to the inland empire in search of a secret enterprise love.
i picked up a real stanton on the side of hwy 17 yesterday.
a school in duval county, where all the kids kick rocks. school mascot is the blue devil.speculation is they worship the devil that they call mr. blue. they are easily recognizeable at football games wearing a shirt that say we are the 12th man, people wonder whether this has corralation to their below average foot ball team.
bad excuse for a “smart” school.
“hey look at that nerd over there he is studying so hard” person a to person b
person b : ” to bad his preprepregeometry for dummies book is upside down! he must go to stanton”
someone who is unable to go home after a football match ends up swinging his t shirt round his head whilst wearing a pink cowboy hat!
“dude i was a total stanton last night!”
stanton “college prep”
a school that only prepares you for community college.
your learn your abc and 124s .
ghetto
dirty
smely

stupid
.1/2 % p-ss rate on ap exams
fooot ball team blows
“yooooo twizzle, l3tz go sm0k3 sum shizzzleee”
actual recorded quotes heared at stanton
” what 911 phne number”
” iz da anzer 12pie ova a cuc-mber?”
teacher: what are the 6 trig functions
student “sine cosine sec… hahahaaha sec sound like s-x”