Staple Gun


right as you are about to c-m while recieving a bl-wj-b, pull the womans face away and poke her in the eyes and c-m on her face at the same time.
dude, last night this chick was giving me really good head but i just had to staple gun her, it was so f-cking funny!!
the term used by guys when describing to their friend how they were brutally rejected by a girl they just spent a lot of money on.

note: most guys that get staple gunned have very bad taste in what to spend that money on.
dude! i can’t believe it! i take her out the wwf final match, and she staple guns me in front of everyone! i… i feel so betrayed!
some stupid r-t-rd that ‘goes’ to barnwell school (i use ‘goes’ in the loosest way possible because he never really comes to school) he is completely r-t-rded and he only comes to school so he wont get raped by his mum and brothers, he gots bullied all the time suggesting to us that he would rather be at home (apart from the raping…well actually we arnt sure) but we continue because i am sure i would have more money if my parents did not have to pay for this r-t-rd.
mark stapleton\staplegun\stplehead\r-t-rd\ f-g\sh-t head\h-m-\poor boy\go home\ why are you wasting my parents money\ leave now or i will beat you up.
i shot my cat with one of these before…then i shot my rooster and it went bucc-buccc-buccac!!!!! really really loud
eddie deserves to be shot next…it shall go through his hand … see eddie

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