Staples
staples is a large corporation that sells office supplies, furniture and overpriced computer hardware. staples is characterized by its huge red buildings and how it kills off all the small supply stores in the area. working for staples is like getting your soul ripped out because everday you will probably want to kill yourself.
sell more product replacement plans!
a song that is frequently played at concerts by a band due to it’s popularity.
the song “hysteria” has become a staple for the band “muse”
giving someone a quickie when their parents aren’t home but telling your parents you are going to staples
“mom, i’m going to staples, be back in 10.”
an awful place to work. everyone hates it there and the managers are either too busy gossiping with other employees to do their job or are just so p-ssed off and angry that no one wants to approach them. customers are constantly b-tching about their sales not ringing up and god forbid there is actually a line because none of the techs will ever help ring out anyone. word of advice: go to office depot
you work at staples? d-mn dude, that sucks
to have strong s-xual intercourse with a female.
yeah i took her home and stapled her to the wall.
term used in card games that signifies a card that everybody runs in every single deck.
that card is a staple in all of my decks.
the ill-est office supply store ever. the people in the copy center are usually pretty mad, and the people doing stock are usually goofing off. overall, a loving business.
j-boogie wears her new neon eyeliner at staples!
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