getting as drunk as abraham lincoln was when he freed the slaves
jim i got star spangled hammered last weekend
a b-tch -ss f-cker you are such a kaise!!
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- siberian aids
when your b-lls get really cold and start shrinking, then you have siberian aids! bob: oh man, it was cold outside last night during football practice. steve: yeah, i think i got siberian aids.
- chocolate covered turtle
a female breast, covered in chocolate i was having s-x with jenna, and i licked her chocolate covered turtle
the little strands of carpet these boloshes are very itchy