Star system
a new cl-ssifying system replacing the four bases.
one star: making out
two stars: anything else with hands
three stars: hand jobs
four stars: oral s-x
five stars: s-x
dude 1: how was the weekend?
dude 2: i had a five star weekend, according to the star system!!
dude 1: awesome.
used to describe different levels or degrees of s-xual experience. it is subst-tuted for the base system, due to discrepancies amongst different people’s definition of each base.
1 star – making out.
2 stars – b–b touching, over or under the shirt.
3 stars – hand jobs, fingering, getting turkied, jerking.
4 stars – oral s-x, carpet munching, head.
5 stars – v-g-n-l or -n-l intercourse.
the stars make communicating how your weekend went easier amongst friends.
dude #1 – “how was your weekend bro?”
dude #2 – “it was awesome bro. i had a 5-star weekend!”
“she’s such a sl-t. i hear she went to four stars on four different guys in one night!”
s-xually frustrated person – “i’ve only ever had one star…”
“this star system is so much less confusing than the base system. wtf does it mean when someone says short-stop anyway?”
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