Star Wars Party
the best kind of party. a bunch of cool people get together and watch the greatest movies of all time.
“dude, you should come to my place this weekend. i’m having a star wars party.”
a gathering for nerds to socialize and enjoy a night of pointless light-slashing.
we’re gonna throw a star wars party! lets pack our lightsabers and look at jabba the hutt p-rn.
an all-male party where all invited guests dress like star wars or halo characters. the events are as follows
i) a series of dances commence: decor includes a disco ball, flashing lights and some accessories include -n-l probes and m-ssive 13 inch double headed throbbing d-ld-s
ii) techo music such as darude – sandstorm is played
iii) a large amount of f-ll-t– ensues followed by several bouts of kfc kn-bing
iv) the fat host whose initials are generally j.s. or c.s. will begin to complain about how none of his writers for the banner are submitting articles on time
v) everyone will -j-c-l-t- (bukkake style) on the host until he shuts his kfc kn-bing mouth
1. jon’s oltys brother was going to throw a star wars party but he decided not to since he didn’t have the appropriate costumes
2. jon renegade began to crave anonymous kfc kn-bing action and began to throw a star wars party in order to get some hot action/chicken
3. jon invited his mom into the backroom and they went kfc kn-bing together in preparation for the impending star wars party
4. jon dressed like the master chief from halo and swallowed 11 c-m shots and his shirt became a c-m shirt
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