Star Wasted


the act of binge watching all six star wars movies in an effort to catch up on the franchise so the new film star wars: the force awakens makes sense.
“dude are you taking jessica to see the force awakens?”
“chaaaaa dude, of course.”
“braaaahhhh, she doesn’t even know anything about star wars!”
” it’s cool man, i got her star wasted last night. ;)”
“right on dude.”
-chest b-mps-

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