Starbucks Child


a child who drains all the life out of their parents wallet by ordering the most expensive thing on the menu to make them look “swagilicious”. often seen in groups of b-tchy 12 year olds.
delila- “omg look what i got it is a trenta mocha frappuccino with 4 pumps of caramel”
summer- “omg that is so swaggy, lets put it on our snapchat”
onlooker- “ew starbucks child”

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