Starbucks Crotch
the poor placement of an iced beverage from starbucks between the inside of the upper thigh (most frequently occurring while driving, at a movie, or at bingo), which results in condensation from the cup wetting the crotch region of the victim’s pants.
person 1: “look at joseph! he looks like he had wet himself.”
person 2: “no, no…he simply is suffering from a case of starbucks crotch.”
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