Starbucks Marxist


a modern day socialist or communist (or general far left individual) who doesn’t realize what a failure left-economics are, and persists in proclaiming themselves part of a marxist group, despite wearing a tee shirt from walmart and drinking starbucks latte.

it is uncommon to see a starbucks marxist who has a degree- and those that do normally hold the t-tle “bachelor of arts in women’s studies.”

common amongst starbucks marxists is undying love for hugo chavez, che guevara, joseph stalin, or karl marx.
the starbucks marxist proclaims his support for communist causes, while wearing a 30 dollar tee shirt made in india by 12 year olds.

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