starbucks mommy
the yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.
mom 1: did you get celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
mom 2: we sure did. her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be compet-tive.
girl across starbucks: i wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so i could be a starbucks mommy. -rolls eyes-
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