Starbucks Prayer
the hand position maintained by the transporter of a single hot beverage from a coffee shop on frigid days, in an attempt to warm both hands simultaneously.
we need to take up a collection to get eva a pair of mittens. did you see her doing the starbucks prayer this morning on her way in?
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