Starched Towelette
the art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.
dude…. why are these towels sticking together???
– well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and “starch” them for you.
dude……
brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.
in the that episode of south park about towely’s intervention…. “towleye” (as he spells it) was extra starchy.
starched towelette
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