Starfishing

when your significant other is mentally willing but not as physically enthused to perform the act(s) of love and does so anyway in a p-ssive mode.

— position —
usually missionary, but hey, maybe you guys want to watch tv together too…

–context–
while a deal-breaker in the new phase of a relationship, starfishing is an acceptable mitzvah for the married partner. it’s also an opportunity, thru proper application of experience and technique to elevate the session to another level. see f-ckortunity
i’m exhausted, but he’s so cute and such a great guy i’m pretty sure i’ll be starfishing tonight. hey, i’ll even put my arms around him! like newlyweds!
starfishing- the act of two people spreading their b-tt cheeks apart and touching and/or rubbing each other’s -ssholes together.

yes, it is a thing. some people will state that this isn’t possible. that only means that they have tried it.
“elaine and i tried something new last night. we were starfishing for at least an hour.”
when an individual, who is too fatigued to engage in s-xual activity themselves, lay spread out on the bed for their partner.

the term “starfish” comes from the shape that the individual makes when they spread out.
“she was full starfishing for me last night…i full doodled her good!”
when an individual is too intoxicated or tired to partic-p-te in intercourse with their partner they simply lay on their back outstretched to resemble the same shape as a starfish and let their partner do all the work.
dude i was so hammered last night when i got home i just ended up starfishing it with the girlfriend.
hammered drunk, laying face down, arms stretched out flat and up, legs down and out forming the shape of a ‘starfish’… this can’t be done on request; it is only done unwillingly in a drunken stupor.
“daaamn.. phil was hammered, starfishing in the floor last night….”
the act of sprawling out in bed, taking up as much sp-ce as possible, immediately upon the departure of your significant other, f-ck buddy, or one night stand.
man, these single dorm beds are so small, i couldn’t wait for him to stop spooning and leave in the morning so i could start starfishing.
when a girl is physically involved with five different men at the same time: one in her -ss, one in her v-g-n-, one gets a bj, and the remaining two get jerked-off.
“mel is such a wh-r-!”

“why man? what happened?”

“it was kinda sketchy but she gave me head while f-cking evan and alexander and she was jerking-off tyler and schuyler at the same time! she was totally starfishing us.”

“wow man, that sounds incredible.”

“ya she was wicked talented!”
the act of being a lazy, boring, intoxicated lay. pertaining more specifically to when your arms and legs go limp just before you p-ss out.
i was getting ready to c-m until my date began starfishing!

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