Stark Schlong


a description of a “schl-ng”, derived from the german term “schlange”, meaning “snake”.

like a schl-ng, but rock solid. generally found in the morning after waking up. may also be known as a “morning schl-ng”, “aroused schl-ng” or “impaling rod”.

also known to be pr-nounced “schtark schl-ng” (sssh-tark sssh-long)
“don’t sit on me, i have a stark schl-ng”
-rolls over and impales himself on his stark schl-ng- “f-ck!”
“bro, i’m ripping my pants. check it out. stark schl-ng man.”

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