Starter Bling
1. decorative elements used to enhance the appearance of an individual or vehicle, but which fall short of being the truly desirable, attention-getting, show-off elements the owners think they are.
2. cheaper “knock-off” or lower-grade versions of trendy decorations or jewelry designed to show off wealth. due to the inherent contradiction (cheap stuff to show off wealth?), a somewhat ridiculous expenditure of effort.
1. lookit that guy thinkin’ he’s so cool – he’s got 14″ faux-chrome spinners on a 1995 honda. that’s just some poseur–ss starter bling!
2. my 15-year-old niece wanted me to take her to the mall so she could get some starter bling, so i bought her a bracelet with about 100 cubic zirconias on it.
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