steeley dick


when you wake up next to some chick you don’t recognize, you’re hung over, she wants to go again, and you’re morning wood throbs so hard it triggers sharp pains in your head.
i had steeley d-ck when i woke up with that high school chick until i realized she was jailbait. then i had uber steeley d-ck.

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