startlefart
the act of flatulating upon being surprised.
paul: chatting with a friend about that cool restaurant you went to with the duck fat fries.
a friend: sneaks up and pokes you in the ribs.
paul: pfffffft. whoa! sorry about that! it was a startlefart, you scared me with that poke to the ribs!
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