state of cluster fuckism
when everything seems to be going right but then it takes a far right turn onto what the h-ll highway going towards the town of cl-ster f-ck.
me: “dude im totally entering a state of cl-ster f-ckism”
bob: “whys that?”
me: “well you know that job i just got, well it turns out they do drug tests and they found thc so they fired me and to top it off i have rent to pay next week.”
bob: “oh sh-t dude that does suck d-ck. wanna grab a beer.”
me: “yup.”
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