State of the Ass


phrase used to describe piece of sh-t technology that is supposed to make one’s life easier , however it malfunctions and only causes more strife thus defeating the purpose of it’s very creation.
the salesman said my new camera phone was state of the art but it doesnt have a flash, i can’t receive pictures, and it’s dropping calls everyhwere! this thing is more like state of the -ss!!!

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