State Street Starbucks


a store of the popular starbucks coffee chain located on state street in boston, m-ssachusetts near the world famous faneuil hall marketplace. notorious for some of the poorest service and quality in the company; many customers are also known to be vampires, mutants, or otherwise hideously ugly.
today i saw a dead ringer for jabba the hutt at the state street starbucks.

i sucked rusty nail through the straw of the frappucino they served me at the state street starbucks.

“yo man, i’m thinking of knocking off my girlfriend, shes a real b-tch.”
“no worries dude, just buy her a frappuccino at the state street starbucks, she choke to deal on the glacial unground ice cubes.”

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