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girlss that use orange cover up , girls that o.d on bronzer girls that think that conceiler is lipstick . girls woth fake blonce chunky streaks girls that shop at “foxy lady” girls that shop at epic … girls with fake accents .. hylan nails sound familiar !!! girls with shovels or spoons as nails with cheesy neon colors .. girls that over use the words wh-r- f-ck b-tch sl-t.. girls that call their best friends wh-r-s and sl-ts … girls that wear paintss a little too tight .. girls that their face doesnt match there neck .. girls that have sun burn on there -sses in the winter … girls that go tanning every day … girls that have juicy written across their -ss ..girls that have mysp-ce … girls that think cursing makes them sound good .. girls that think that they are tough because their from new york ..yehh and its new york not new yawk ! girls that hate when people copy them but copy everyone else .. girls that know the words to be my bad boy … everytime we touch miracle and every mariah carey song there is .. girls that get excited when staten island is mentioned in a song or movie basiclly fake girls …
girl 1 omg im amm soo not a staten island girl …
girl 2: like yah i know do you wanna go to foxy lady and get that shirt that says triple five soul on it that everyone has .. and if i see a girl with it on i think i might like fight her omg !!
ahh the “staten island girl” what most describe as a rich, trashy, overly-make-up’ed, tight-pants wearing, coach bag carrying girl with an obnoxiouss accent(etc)

i will not claim that this breed of miserable-ness does not exist on this island (because sadly it does) i would like to point out that there are girls, mostly residing on the north sh-r-, that detest this stereotype.

in fact, there are some of us that:

-have no accent at all(baffling i know)
-actually left the island for college & whatnot
-hate wearing too much make-up
-refuse to buy coach bags (or only buy the leather ones without the c insignia so no one knows)
-own many pairs of sweatpants and non-matching hoodies that do not contain an ounce of velour, andd wear them out in public
-do not wear high heels to “the mall”
-work and own their own bank accounts that contain their hard-earned cash
—make fun of boys with the blow out
—-get really p-ssed off at the girls that do not make fun of boys with the blow-out because that just makes them think its okay, and it not
-enjoy getting their real nails painted, and actually kno what their real nails look like without acryllics
-do not have lifetime memberships to the tanning loft, body tan, hollywood tans etc.
-cringe when people ask where their from (because that inevitably is followed with a joke about either coffee, the dump, traffic, or just laughter)
-have goals other than marrying someone rich and moving to a nice gaudy house in todt hill and/or annadale
-refused to watch true life: i’m a staten island girl out of sheer embarr-ssment or watched it and just felt embarr-ssed for the girls on the show…

you get the idea.
we are few but we do exist.

“your from staten island?”
“‘fraid so”
“wow i would have never guessed that, you don’t look like a staten island girl”
“yea i know i get that all the time”
okay in live in staten island,and get this
im black! yes there are black people and i dont live on the north sh-r- or in projects,omg right!..ugh
i dont talk with a accent,but i never got why its such a big deal that people here do
i have a northface and uggs but so what who doesnt these days,and i lived here my whole life and i dont really se any “orange” people walking around and im not saying theres not any sl-ts here because belive me there is but come on there is gonna be sl-ts anywhere you go.
city girl:omg! your from staten island?
me:yea im a staten island girl, and???
city girl:but your black…
located in the borough of staten island, she is best known for:

– coach bags
– uggs
– membership to the tanning loft or hollywood tans
– hair straitener
– highlights
– daddy’s credit cards
– daddy’s car
– known on a first name basis at the following stores:
– aldo
– h&m
– hollister
– coach
– velour suits
– acrylic nails
– the accent
– never stepped foot in the barnes and n-ble except for that one starbucks emegency a few weeks ago.

this staten island girl might also be seen with the guido boyfriend. they can be located in “the mall” parking lot on a sat-rday morning.
co-worker: how do you like living in staten island?
me: its pretty decent, the neighborhood is great, schools are nice-
co-worker: what about the staten island girls?
me: the city sends me a coach bag everytime i hit one of them down.
a girl from staten island. if the specimen is found around the south sh-r- of the island she is likely to have bad tans, gaudy style and that signature accent. a north sh-r- staten island girl may not exhibit all these properties, but don’t be fooled she is still a staten island girl. though not likely to have a fake tan and rather than gaudy style, has mad style, her accent still possesses a unique tw-ng. for all the good and bad that can be said about these girls, don’t f-ck with one if you don’t want your -ss handed to you. they smoke mad blunts. staten island girls are known to be fearless with reckless abandon when confronted negatively or just having to lay sh-t down. treat one right and she will stick by you through thick and thin, cause that’s the way her daddy raised her- or maybe not, just don’t f-ck with them, you’ll get your -ss handed to you.
staten island girl monologue : aw mah gawwwd yoiur such a biccchtch gwakaka gwakaka gwakaka they would let me in at pachaaa so i went too eclipseee and this guy bawwght me madd drinks but then his tan dripped onto my dress and i thought, oh this is hot and we f-cked in the back of his truckk gwaka gwaka gwaka, then he left me and started talking to my friend and shes suck a sl-t wh-r- bich gwaka gwakak gwaka!
ahh the “staten island girl” what most describe as a rich, trashy, overly-make-up’ed, tight-pants wearing, coach bag carrying girl with an obnoxiouss accent(etc)

i will not claim that this breed of miserable-ness does not exist on this island (because sadly it does) i would like to point out that there are girls, mostly residing on the north sh-r-, that detest this stereotype.

in fact, there are some of us that:

-have no accent at all(baffling i know)
-actually left the island for college & whatnot
-hate wearing too much make-up
-refuse to buy coach bags (or only buy the leather ones without the c insignia so no one knows)
-own many pairs of sweatpants and non-matching hoodies that do not contain an ounce of velour, andd wear them out in public
-do not wear high heels to “the mall”
-work and own their own bank accounts that contain their hard-earned cash
—make fun of boys with the blow out
—-get really p-ssed off at the girls that do not make fun of boys with the blow-out because that just makes them think its okay, and it not
-enjoy getting their real nails painted, and actually kno what their real nails look like without acryllics
-do not have lifetime memberships to the tanning loft, body tan, hollywood tans etc.
-cringe when people ask where their from (because that inevitably is followed with a joke about either coffee, the dump, traffic, or just laughter)
-have goals other than marrying someone rich and moving to a nice gaudy house in todt hill and/or annadale
-refused to watch true life: i’m a staten island girl out of sheer embarr-ssment or watched it and just felt embarr-ssed for the girls on the show…

you get the idea.
we are few but we do exist.
“your from staten island?”
“‘fraid so”
“wow i would have never guessed that, you don’t look like a staten island girl”
“yea i know i get that all the time”
a girl who cares to much about what other people think and have close to zero romodels known for good things that they can relate to i live on the south sh-r- and there is no difference between us and a girl in alabama where they have more little pagent kids with fake tans than we do in si do believe what you read and about the accent which i dont happen to have its only on a few words and its not there fault dont judege before u meet
some staten island girls are smart.

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