staties


common slang for “state trooper” used in the new england area, especially m-ssachusetts.
i was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 mph in a 55 mph zone in my lamborghini.
m-ssachusetts state police
i didn’t make it to the packie in time because the stupid staties pulled me over for having a tail light out.

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