statiology
the art and science of operating a tv remote control station changer. with their eye-hand coordination, males have a natural tendency toward statiology; with their tendency toward emotion rather than rationality, females tend to object to statiology. statiology calls out the very best of station changing. many viewers are unable to recognize excellence in statiology until they have had extensive training. the best source of statiology training is the as400 inst-tute, which focuses on making one “one with the tv.”
after living with deekie for a semester, she had the equivalent of a phd in statiology. in today’s world, your can write your own ticket if you are an expert in statiology.
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