statue bitch

a girl that has the exact same facial and body pose in every single one of her photos.

usually a girl who always has a duckface and/or arches her back to show off her b-tt in every photo.
“i’m so tired of seeing karen’s photos. she’s a statue b-tch, always having the same stupid duck face and turning her body to the right side while arching her back so her b-tt looks bigger.

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