statue of delivery


what children hear the very first time you introduce them to the statue of liberty, mainly because they’ve never heard the word “liberty” before but know good things come from a fedex delivery.
mom: “what did you learn at school today, sweetheart?”
kindergardner: “george washington, the american flag and the statue of delivery.”

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