Status Beach
where you see all the cool kids from ages 14-25 hanging out, if caught swimming you’re instantly shunned by anyone nearby. the main activities include laying, sitting under a big gazebo, drinking (especially if underaged), watching people, and throwing big beach parties that consist of all 4. if one is not considered a cool kid and even shows their face at the status beach they must go to the corner next to the family/old people beach.
stephanie and blake were at the status beach yesterday, all they did was lay in the sand and drink natty light.
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