Status Bomb
commenting on someone’s facebook status with something that has nothing to do with the status. this includes starting conversations with other commenters and annoying everyone else on the string.
status: that new movie was awesome
status bomb: hey terry, do you still have my drill?
a person, place, thing, or comment left on a facebook status update that completely kills off the topic prior to full development.
user: “why do i get sick so often!?”
bomber: obscenity, involving an embarr-ssing moment, or just overall comment that n-body cares to add too.
“prolly from all the man chowder!”
the topic is now dead, nice status bomb.
originating from the facebook website, this term is used in the situation that your friend has accidently left his or herself logged into his or her account on your computer, phone, etc. after coming to this realization, you immediately update their status to something degrading, obscene, or just plain wrong.
-“dude!! sam left his facebook up on my computer!”
-f-ckin’ deece! status-bomb his -ss!”
-(in the status box) “my name is sam and i love boys…if you’re into long walks on the beach and doing h-m–things…get at me ;)”
when a facebook friend adds a comment to a poignant and meaningful status update totally unrelated to the topic and ruins your special revelation.
facebook update: so excited, it’s a boy!
facebook friend comment: check your mail b-tch, we’re at chili’s yo!
facebook updater comment: status bomb much, b-tch? i’m having a d-mn baby boy. b-tch.
similar to a “troll” in the blogging world, it is when someone likes to comment on each facebook status with a usually s-xual comment towards the status poster.
what’s on your mind?
todd : can’t wait for tonight
colin : i can’t wait to s-x you up either babe 😉
3 minutes ago
todd : nice status bomb colin :d >< 4 minutes ago ·
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