status carpet bombing
the act of injecting into other people’s status conversation with random and completely off topic comments, which in turn are to be ignored to the extent possible by the persons enjoying the status conversation.
bob: off to the races.
ted: where ya racing?
bill: vroom vroom!!!
bob: going to o see the ponies at the track.
bill: i prefer puppies.
ted: which track? and what is bill doing.
bob: the picket downs. and bill is status carpet bombing. pay him no attention.
bill: fall back their busting through the line!!!!!
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