Status Hijack


when somebody comments on a facebook status and gets more likes on their comment than the status.
girl’s status: “there’s a hot babe in my shower ;)” (29 likes)
some dude: “hang on, i’ll be out in a sec” (45 likes)
another guy: “epic status hijack!”
the use of the ‘comment’ feature on someone’s status update on facebook to conduct a personal conversation, unrelated to the status.
pam: “oh look! i have like 20 new notifications!”

-clicks on notifications only to realise that she has been status hijacked once again!-

pam: “oh no, it was just adam and ayden pulling yet another status hijack. oooooh those boys!” -shakes fist-

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