Status Malfunction
when your chat client’s status “now playing” function announces to the world you’re watching p-rn.
jay’s status was changed to “backyard sl-ts 9 – j-panese school girls get taught a lesson – itunes”
maya patel: o______o
jas wong: wtf!!
tiffany : i don’t think we should be friends anymore.
charles cow: dude, status malfunction…
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