status mom
a female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect pinterest.
she’s a status mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. you strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and grandma are satisfied.
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