Status Sex
when couples repeatedly use facebook statuses or tweets to show unnecessary affection for everyone on facebook to see,though we understand their love, we don’t need to hear about it all the time over the internet
me: hey did you see tyler’s status
friend: no, what’d it look like
me: some boring affection for his girlfriend that no one wants to see
friend: yeah, i wish he’d stop having status s-x
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