Status Stasis


when a person’s facebook status hasn’t changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.
guy: what’s with the digital ghost routine? you were totes in status stasis.

girl: my dell’s tfbundy, i dropped my cell in my chai, and there’s a net nanny at work. could be weeks before i can update it.

guy: so everyone’s gonna think you’re crunked at the inn between for the rest of the month? sucks to be you.

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