Status Troll


one who updates their facebook status to gain attention by posting useless information to annoy alleged victim(s).

status troll thrives on status replies from target victim (usually premeditated), so please be advised dftt.
scenario:

status troll knows of a victim that’s been wanting a dslr, status troll knows victim will reply…

status troll: “picked up a 5dmkii…” updated: 10 secs ago.
victim: “man, wtf! if i didn’t tell you about it, you wouldn’t get it… lucky…” updated 2 secs. ago.

victim fed the status troll and was hungry for more…

status troll: “yea, i just got it for the h-ll of it…”
victim: “you status troll…”
i dont feel like defining it, but reviewers make one.

i am thinking about someone on facebook who trolls on peoples statuses
troll 1307 up, 167 down

1a. noun

one who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.

1b. noun

a person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and flames other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons such as rank, previous disagreements, s-x, status, ect.

a troll usually flames threads without staying on topic, unlike a “flamer” who flames a thread because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread.
example: someone on facebook who hates on every status i post, is a status troll

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