Status Updater
a person who uses facebook to update meaningless, mindnumbing sh-t about their day which no one cares about.
this person usually has little friends on facebook, because he/she is constantly being deleted from other people’s friends.
man, ryan really is a ‘status updater’ i’m gunna delete his -ss, he’s taking up my news feed
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