status whore
one who updates their status on facebook and/or mysp-ce repeatedly (such as every 10-20 mins.) for attention.
claire: “ah! i’m hungry!” 30 mins ago.
claire: “yay! i had my favorite smoothie!” 20 mins ago.
claire: “who wants to go on a roadtrip?” 10 mins ago.
claire: “austin sounds fun…” 20 seconds ago.
—reply to claire’s status–
becky: g-d, claire, you’re a status wh-r-!
a person who periodically changes his/her status on mysp-ce/facebook/aim, about every hour. after a while, it gets annoying.
that shane kid is such a status wh-r-. he changes his status seven times in the past hour.
one who practices putting out constant updates about their mundane lives via facebook, twitter, or mysp-ce. not to be confused with a status sl-t: one who comments on statuses but doesn’t actually put out anything.
related terms:
facebook wh-r-
mysp-ce wh-r-
twitter wh-r- (less common)
jilllian: i love taylor swift. teardrops on my guitar makes me cry every time. (1 minute ago)
jillian: we were both young, when i first saw you… (30 seconds ago)
jillian: i close my eyes and the flashback starts i’m standing there…( 10 seconds ago)
jillian: on a balcony in the summer air…
mike: jillian ——– is such a f-cking status wh-r-. i hate her with every fiber of my being.
when a person (specifically teenager) will set a status on facebook/mysp-ce for attention more than four times a day.
the word status wh-r- was developed because a wh-r- changes boyfriends everyday , and status wh-r-s change statuses every hour
signs that you are being a status wh-r- include :
1. your wall contains statuses that are being updated every 15 minutes.
2. you tend to use statuses that don’t get many likes on facebook.
3. people know your life because of your statuses.
status wh-r-s on facebook
maddie : i need a bagel (5 minutes ago)
maddie : left my charger at baileys house \: (9 minutes ago)
maddie : i hate life (12 minutes ago)
maddie : having s-x with adrian dont text unless you wanna join (15 minutes ago)
maddie : i hate wh-r-s. (20 minutes ago)
^ this is a real girl who actually set these statuses
a person who comments on everyones status on facebook.
d-mn! celica always comments on everyone’s status she is such a status wh-r-!
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