Statusaur


an individual who constantly updates their status on facebook

origins: the word “statusaur” is derived from its root word “status-wh-r-“, as once misheard and repeated by a veteran facebook creeper.
“yo he/she is on their 9th status update today!”

“dude he/she is such a statusaur.”

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