Statusfy
sometimes statusfied (past tense).
to turn an event, conversation or other happening into a facebook status.
1. i’m going to statusfy that.
2. that moment with the hotdog has been statusfied.
3. hey, you should statusfy that idiot who ran into a gl-ss door.
4. have you statusfied that yet?
to satisfy your need for attention by posting your business on facebook.
tom: “my girlfriend just broke up with me!”
brad: “that wh-r-. you should totally statusfy your anger.”
the act of posting or updating your status on one of the many social networking sites.
i’m totally gonna statusfy what john just said!
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