statuship


when a relationship exists purely out of the posting of status updates from relevant parties. the context of the status relating to some feelings, actions or otherwise ‘inside’ story for the amus-m-nt and pleasure of the audience to which it is available.

usually found on facebook though twitter and/or any social media platform would be vulnerable to such farcical relationship bulls h-t.
i always knew there was open season on tim. he and that girl were all statuship and no relationship. a fine show that lacked any truth. frankly i always found it be a real greylationship.

their statuship made me want to puke my guts out. go write it in a your diary ‘babycakes’.

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