statute of haditations
the length of time something must be left at someone else’s house before you hadn’t need to take it back. specific to unwanted items.
i found your old new balance sneakers in the back of my closet. will you please take them with you when you leave?
those aren’t mine.
yes they are.
no, your statute of haditations expired on those. they’re your problem now.
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