stay at home mom

a mother that stays at her home during the day. unemployed, usually with the husband supporting the family.

the main reason for being a stay-at-home mom is to raise children better.

see also: soccer mom.
brent’s mom is a stay at home mom, she makes awesome cookies for us sometimes!
a woman who is capable of taking on children, home and husband.
she is a strong woman who can handle anything that comes her way.
going to work outside of the house, then coming home to children and ch-r-s is hard (i’ve done it), but honey, let me tell you, staying home with children 24/7, never being able to socialize with other adults without any children around is much more exuasting.
working outside of the house does not equal to 3 full-time jobs, it equals to 1 full-time and 1 part-time. by the time you get home to the “part-time job”, you welcome the screaming of your little ones and singing sesame street songs, because you havn’t heard it all day long!!
most stay at home moms aren’t rich. sometimes it’s cheaper to stay home than to pay for daycare.
most (including myself) prefer to know that what the children are learning is coming from you, not daycare workers, or the “rude kid” at daycare.
these are crucial years, and they are lerning everything from scratch…best to be learning from mom.
timmy’s mom stays home with him all day. she’s a stay at home mom.
a mom who has given up any chance at a career of her own to take care of and raise her kids.
my mom was a stay-at-home mom and raised 5 kids while my dad worked incredibly long hours to support the family. she’s a lot less boring (and a lot less naive)since we all left home and she started working…
an unemployed woman who probably went to college (for no reason). she takes care of her house and the kids (who’ve probably never met their dad ) and thinks her job is one of the toughest ones in the world, because in her world, women don’t work outside of the home. she thinks her children are precious angels who deserve only the best from the world.
stay at home mom: waaaaaaaaaaah! you were ten minutes late from picking up my child from school, they’re scarred for life! how dare you??

normal mom: ….umm….
a stay at home mom is a white, upper middle cl-ss woman who:

-thinks anything that is not white, upper middle cl-ss is inferior and/or evil
-thinks her children need her up their -sses 24/7
-thinks working mothers are inferior because they aren’t up their kids -sses 24/7
-thinks men should be sperm donors and money makers, and nothing else. g-d forbid ever making a man be a father, and no, throwing the football around for 20 minutes on a sat-rday and bringing home a fat paycheck does not make someone a good father.
-thinks her job is the hardest in the world, using dumb arguments from dr. phil like “stay at home moms have an equivalent to 2 full time jobs.” well honey, guess what, working moms must have 3 full time jobs, then. they take care of children, errands, and the house, but unlike your lazy, whining -ss, they don’t have from 6am to 8pm to do it.
-crucify working moms for not spending enough time with their children, but find it perfectly acceptable for a man to forgo time with their kids for their career (s-xists hypocrites)
-max out their hubby’s credit card at talbot’s, the hair salon, and buying a big -ss suv or mini van
-often depressed because they realize that saying your abcs and watching dora the explorer all day is not how an adult should live their life
-constantly talk about “me” time
-end up with sl-tty daughters, misogynistic boys, and drug addict children because they were up their -sses 24/7
-are trying to be the exact opposite of their mother by “trying” to be the best mom for their kids, but end up with children as i described above
-was born with the silver spoon: she lived off daddy’s money, and now lives off hubby’s money. g-d forbid she ever pull her own weight.
-will argue that “pulling her own weight” is taking care of the kids, and how she doesn’t value money, but time with her children, but still sends her husband off to work 14 hour days to pay for their 2004 lexus, $300/month soccer fees for little timmy soccer mom, and her 9am aerobics cl-sses.
the mini van going 25 mph in a 40 mph zone contains a stay at home mom.