stay swiss


to remain neutral, avoid conflict, refuse to get involved. done when a conflict is so messy, unclear, or just flat-out r-t-rded that it’s better off just not bothering at all. the term is named after switzerland, which has a reputation for remaining neutral. in fact, it hasn’t been directly involved in a major war for over 200 years. the most recent thing close to a war was a civil war between the catholics and protestants that had around 100 casualties in 1847. it lasted less than a month.
bob: oh my god, phil! mark and alice are going to war over this divorce settlement!
phil: sorry man, i think i’ll stay swiss.

bob: what does that mean?
phil: it means i don’t want to be involved.
bob: fair enough. fancy a beer?

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