stay woke
deriving from “stay awake,” to stay woke is to keep informed of the sh-tstorm going on around you in times of turmoil and conflict, specifically on occasions when the media is being heavily filtered- such as the events in ferguson missouri in august 2014.
the headlines say they looted mcdonald’s, but they won’t tell you about the tear gas the police threw at the crowds, or the fact that they needed the milk from the mcdonald’s to treat the effects of it. stay woke.
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