steak and a blow job day
the male version of valentine’s day. per the holiday’s official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on valentine’s day, then she makes him feel special a month later on march 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a bl-wj-b.
tom: what did you do on march 14?
bob: susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing bl-wj-b.
tom: why?
bob: because i spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on valentine’s day, and march 14 is steak and a bl-w j-b day.
tom: d-mn. i shouldn’t have ignored my girl on valentine’s day.
bob: true! hey, i posted some pics on the official steak and bj day facebook page. go see facebook.com/steakandbj
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a day celebrated on march 14. on which the woman in a relationship is supposed to give the man a bl-w j-b after making a steak dinner.
woman-“what’s today’s date?”
man-“steak and a bl-w j-b day! march 14,! hooray!!!!!! i’m a carnivore with s-xual needs and desires!”
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