steak drapes


the useless piece of skin hanging from the v-g-n- closest to the -sshole. resembling a piece of gristle that you have chewed on for 5 minutes that you spit out onto your mashed potatoes.
when matt finally found a nasty enough old bag to take his virginity she had such large steak drapes that he couldn’t manage to find the hole.

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