steak pillow
this pillow is typically found in the rare upscale restaurant area of las vegas. the best quality of these pillows are made from j-panese wagyu beef. this type of beef is gr-ss and beer fed, and m-ssaged daily. this results in the highest quality steak pillow known to man.
while traveling in a large group and headed out for a long evening of partying in vegas, there is usually one member of the group who at dinner time will ask for the steak pillow.
they will proceed to p-ss out on their pillow at the table at approximately 9:30pm before any evening activities have begun.
pillz: so we are going to hit up tao hard tonight, right guys?
chi chi: zzzzzzzzz
pillz: omfg, chi chi’s asleep on his steak pillow. good lord, what a party.
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